Here are a few things that men just can’t help doing well. It just comes naturally.
1) The piss arc-when you are pissing and try to test your limits of how far you can pee while you are standing further and further away.
2) When wearing a woman wearing a skirt means easy access
3) Giving people whisker burn
5) Swamp Crotch- When your balls stick to your legs due to excessive sweatiness
6) You are Picking your nose and wiping it to mark your territory
9) Having to stand up or walk after you get an erection at the worst possible time. Wearing swimming trunks