Just keep in mind that 78% of statistics are though to be made up. So here we go
9 out of 10 doctors agree that one doctor will always disagree with the other 9
Four out of five dentists agree the fifth dentist is an idiot. –Gary Larson
11 out of 10 people can’t do math.
100% of people that drink water die.
90% of people suffer from explosive diarrhea. That means 10% of people enjoy it.