1. Can I eat this or will it eat me?
2. Holy shit a butterfly!
3.This isn’t lasagne
4.I JUST WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH ME….DAMN TURTLE!!
5.Stop taking pictures and help me!
6.I think I’m broken!
7.I am not enjoying this!!
8.I’m sorry…… were you taking a picture of this?
9. I may look cute but really I am a furry claw trap of death waiting to happen!
10.Fuck your trick and fuck you too!