What “The Purge” Would Be Like If We Had It In Canada

If you’ve ever seen the movie”The Purge” its supposed to take place in the not to distant future in the United States. Once a year people are allowed to do whatever they want to each other, rape, murder, torture etc. It supposedly reduces crime rates down to almost nothing for the rest of the year.

I began to wonder what would happen if they started having a purge in Canada. This is what I came up with

Canada during The Purge. - Imgur
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1.There would be almost no violence because Canada is so tame.
This is likely what would happen the majority of the time.

hockey
rcinet.ca

2.Oh wait! We already have the purge in sport form. Its called “hockey!”

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3.People would be killed in mass just for their toes. In Dawson city Yukon their is a drink at the “Sour toe Cocktail Club” — The requirement: finish any drink with a real human toe in the bottom. The club’s motto: “You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow — but the lips have gotta touch the toe.”

tagging
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4.Friendly tagging would run rampant

apologetic theif
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stolen bike
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5.Apologies would increase after the crimes were committed

snowblower
demotix.com

6. Deaths related to snow mobiles, Zamboni’s and snow blowers would increase.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCYvtz8oNdw

7.Looting for Kraft dinner and donuts would ensue.
Macaroni and cheese is the most purchased packaged item in Canada. Canada also has the highest number of do-nut shops per-capita than the entire world.

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