You Know You Are Drunk When……36 Of The funniest drunken people you will ever see

Nearly everyone has gotten a little hammered from time to time. Some more so than others. It never ends up well. Here is a compilation of pics from around the net.You know you are drunk when……..

1)I wonder if his girlfriend’s belly button is bruised. Who uses the key hole these days? I can’t remember the last time I used a key to open my car door.drunk1
2)You are sleeping on the lawn and a weed wacker doesn’t wake you up
signs_you_drank_too_much_01
3)You are stumbling around on the railroad tracks with a cone on your head
signs_you_drank_too_much_02
4)You are using your hand as a pillow
signs_you_drank_too_much_03
5)You passed out standing up
signs_you_drank_too_much_04
6)You passed out with your body on the sidewalk but your foot is still on the bench
signs_you_drank_too_much_05
7)You passed out in broad daylight on the sidewalk with no shirt, and a champagne bottle
signs_you_drank_too_much_06
8)When you think that you can beat 20 zombie shots dressed as batman
signs_you_drank_too_much_07
9)When you wash your face in the urinal bowl and then pass out in it
signs_you_drank_too_much_09
10)You pass out in the sidewalk gutter and its raining and your ass is in the air and……… nuff said?
signs_you_drank_too_much_10
11)You have to piss laying down on the bench
signs_you_drank_too_much_12
12)You try to have sex with the ATM machine
signs_you_drank_too_much_13
13)You completely destroy the toilet bowl then pass out on it
signs_you_drank_too_much_15
14)You pass out with your friends and you wake up with art on your face
signs_you_drank_too_much_16
15)You do a face plant getting out of your car
signs_you_drank_too_much_17
16)You have to crawl across the road on a crosswalk
signs_you_drank_too_much_18
17)You take the jolly in “Old Jolly St.Nick” way to far
signs_you_drank_too_much_19
18)You pass out in your own doorway on your way out of the house for a stroll
signs_you_drank_too_much_23
19)You pass out drunk in your driveway
signs_you_drank_too_much_24
20)You piss your pants anywhere you pass out
signs_you_drank_too_much_25
21)You fall asleep in the kitchen and mistake your stove,sink and cupboard as the bed
signs_you_drank_too_much_27
22)You are embarrassed to get your picture taken because you can’t get off the floor
signs_you_drank_too_much_28
23)No guy would even bother with you drunk
signs_you_drank_too_much_29
24)You mistake your friend for your girlfriend
signs_you_drank_too_much_30
25)Anywhere and Everywhere is fair game to pass out at
signs_you_drank_too_much_32
26)GROUBDSBAICBIBUKB!!!!! You piss your pants and run around yelling  nonsense
signs_you_drank_too_much_33
27)You pass out on your way to a date
signs_you_drank_too_much_34s
28)Your relative passes out at the swimming pool and uses his ginormous gut as a table
signs_you_drank_too_much_35s
29)You mistake your toilet for a pillow
signs_you_drank_too_much_36s
30)You can’t make it to bed so you use the bath mat as as pillow
signs_you_drank_too_much_37s
31)You vomit all over yourself and the couch and then figure what the hell I’ll stick around for awhile
signs_you_drank_too_much_38s
32)You have sex with the invisible man on the sidewalk in front of everyone
signs_you_drank_too_much_39s
33)You have no idea where you are when you wake up
signs_you_drank_too_much_40s
34)Even though there is no place to sit you pass out there anyways
signs_you_drank_too_much_41s
35)You now know the true meaning of being in deep shit
signs_you_drank_too_much_42s
36)You are stumbling and falling everywhere you go
signs_you_drank_too_much_43s

Leave a Reply